Ginger day is upon us!
(Jordan, not a ginger-indeed nobody really knows what she might be- but I'm feeling a little bland today and need a shot of 'high glamour'.)
Oh thank marmalade, I never thought Friday would come this week, and bank holiday to boot. I am furiously freakishly busy today, so I want to take the opportunity to welcome Gimmie back, I missed his espresso shot posts.
bank Holiday weekend here, that means bugger all to me, but many of Dublin's denizens will be hitting the roads and getting out of the city. Drive safely if you're traveling. No point rushing you'll get there eventually. Stay safe, have a good weekend.
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posted by fatmammycat at 9:12 a.m.
69 Comments:
Happy Friday, FMC.
Classy outfit, that - something you've got in your own wardrobe too?
I've also got a crazy day, with a very painful deadline less than six hours away, so of course that means I will be visiting your blog every half hour or so.
Sometimes having a creative job is an effing pain in the arse - inspiration, where, oh where art thou...?
My only consolation is that wine o'clock WILL arrive after I get this shit done...
Are you implying that Jordan here is an adequate replacement for the spirit of gingerness? I think this may be an insult to gingers everywhere FMC. Oh, how bitter the disappointment when the saviour of gingerosity turns out to be it's greatest enemy!
Too dramatic?
I have the greatest admiration for Jordan - she is one tough cookie. She has worked her butt off and has become a master of how to milk publicity. She is now transforming herself from chav icon to polo playing wonderwoman. I also think she has done more to make disability acceptable than many worthies by just including her disabled son as a normal member of the family in every press opportunity, she never makes a fuss, just gets on with it - with no help from his biological father Dwight Yorke. In interviews, she comes across as a media savvy, thoroughly grounded woman. Not a bad role model (especially now she has had most of the silicone removed!)
Oh nos, ginger day has become dumb-down-day! Is this the person who is regularly pictured with Andre Peter (is he a hairdressing emporium?) and has another name?
Role model, Shebah?
Please - I read an article about an 11-year-old girl who has Jordan as role model and she is going to the tanning saloon several times a week (yes she is orange) and her mother is kindly saving up money so that she can give her daughter a boob job in the future.
Sure, great role model...
Shebah, I'm guessing you'd be happy enough to let your daugter aspire to being famous by shagging every z-list 'celebrity' in the land?
Sheepie - she has never had a slag reputataion, only a chavvy one as a Page 3 with enormous boobs which she is now working hard to offload. Even the hugh boob implants were a business decision on her part and it worked very well for her - she got rich on it. It wouldn't be my choice, and definitely not a choice for my own daughter, but hell, there is a market for everybody's tastes and so long as they are not damaging anybody else. She has not had lots of lovers - in fact extremely few compared with Sienna Miller. She hasn't wrecked any marriages either. Until she married Peter Andre she was a single mother working her own way, not sponging off the state. As a couple, they fulfil a public thirst, they sell magazines and newspapers - their taste may be questionable in my and your eyes, but heck, good luck to them. They are a nice little family, obviously all love each other and show it and their kids seem well adjusted and normal. No drugs or rehab problems.
Fair point, Shebah, I can't argue with that. I just find it sad that people aspire to live in a barbie doll world...
Her real name, Katie is much nicer.
I agree with Eva and Sheepy. "No drugs or rehab problems" are you for real?
"She was frequently spotted spilling out of nightclubs while pregnant, and is now planning to take her baby son to Hugh Hefner's Los Angeles mansion to capitalise on her nude pictures. "
http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_qn4161/is_20020714/ai_n12845287
Look how that young child has suffered. She is a stupid bitch. Calling her a role model is madness.
Nonny
Sheebah: Off the top of my head - Gareth Gates, yer ugly bloke from Eastenders, Dwight Yorke, Teddy Sheringham, One of The Gladiators, Dane Bowers, not to metion those shite pornos she made.
I do admit she is very business savy tho.
I really need to stop absorbing so much 'celebrity' news...
Haha - we all do Sheepie!! Makes us as sad gits as any of the barbie dolls.
Now - what was it Plato used to say...?
Eva, I think Plato said, "Put another log on the fire and I'll tell you a story."
Jordan doesn't give a shit what any of us think, that's why I rather like her.
"not a ginger-indeed nobody really knows what she might be"
See, you could have a discussion well outside the bounds of hair colour on that statement alone.
Still, I'm with her on the polo lock-out.
Look how that young child has suffered. She is a stupid bitch. Calling her a role model is madness.
I wouldn't call her a role model, but she's not stupid. (unlike her husband)
She's an exceptionally good rider ( stop that) and why shouldn't she do what she likes with the rest of her life. I'm not sure I'd call her a role model, but she's a clever cookie. I've no problem with her at all. Not that she's give a damn even if I did.
Not sure what the 'child's suffering' has to do with Jordan. His particular handicap is hardly her fault.
I have absolutely NO idea who this woman is. Why is she famous?
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Does she get to be an honorary ginga because of her tan?
Years ago (through work) I met Peter Andre. I remember he was really shiny and he smiled a lot.
He had a fine set of abs back in the day, but dear lawd he's shiny.
I'd imagine this had something to do with it,
"In May 2002, she gave birth to her first child, Harvey Daniel. The child's father is Manchester United star Dwight Yorke. However, their relationship ended before the birth of the child. Unfortunately, Harvey was born blind due to the improper development of his optic nerve. Many have blamed Katie's drinking habits during her pregnancy for the misfortune."
http://www.celebrity-link.com/c47/showcelebrity_categoryid-4793.html
Andraste, she's was a topless/page 3 model who transformed herself into a multi million pound industry. She's a shameless hard-nosed business woman who marketed herself to the nth degree. Worth an alledged 50 Million now.
Nonny, septo-optic dysplasia is a genetic disease as far as I know, and her supposed drinking was never proven. Photos of people getting out of taxis in the SUN do not a case of drinking make.
Did you read that when Jordan gave birth to her daughter who was a ginger, she vowed to love her despite the fact?
True story.
Good for her! Gingers ought to be revered at birth.
I'd never heard of it before but here's a bit about it.
Good ol' celebrity magazines, never letting fact get in the way of a good smear.
Yeah you can get genetic diseases from an unhealthy lifestyle too everyone knows that. Jordan is a bitch and a cow and slut and a filthy slattern and shes only a roll in the hay model not a role model and anyway shes too fat to be a real model.
Manonny
What does "slattern" I like it and I'm keeping it.
Have a nice weekend everybody. Me and my ear infection are going home to bed.
Nonny
Is that a genetic ear infection?
Sorry. Have a good'un Nonny.
Have a good one.
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Sheepie - you've only mentioned a potential six, and only two of those are known to be for sure. Do you think six is a lot for a woman of her age? A man's viewpoint on how many makes a slapper would be interesting! and Nonny, you do come out with the flakiest opinions I have ever heard and you appear to believe all you read in the tabloids. And as for the "spilling out of nightclubs when pregnant" a real tabloid expression - Jeez, nonny, this is the 21st century, women are allowed to have a social life when pregnant. There is absolutely no proof she was either drinking to excess or anything else, the red tops make it up as they go along. Do you think women should stay at home in purdah for nine months and wear a shroud? FFS, Nonny, get with the zeitgeist
It’s your fault FMC. You coulda picked one of our Hail high Marys or glorious Miriam as non-ginger role models and when did Katie whatserface ever become a president of Ireland! I’m with you here btw and also with Shebah. There is a lot more to this gal then the boobs and glitter. Can’t say she’d be the class act that P Flynn called his own bottle of water Beverly ( loved the old Beverly cheesy grin name), no not that classy, but fuck it, there is something more substantial about her then her boobs.
Jeeeeebus help us non.
I agree. Hats off to her.
I"d pay top dollar to see Beverly Flynn even attempt to pull off the outfit Jordan is sporting in today's photo. TOP DOllAR!
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Either way! Beer and wine o'clock is nearly upon us. And the rain has stopped.
Shebah: those 6 plus the pornos. I didn't say she was a slapper, I just dont see her as a good role model is all.
Anyway, I'm getting the thirst on me and willing time to fast forward 1 hour. Wine and dvd or beer and messiness?
I've got kickboxing first, but that will just work up a thirst. I believe I will be aiming for beer, just for today. mmmmpints of Staro mmmm. Make it so SMURF!! Oh no wait, class first.
Missus, going by what's headed eastward the absence of deluge is temporary, designed to tempt you into your best toe-winking heels.
"Jeez, nonny, this is the 21st century" - ssshhh! she doesn't know that yet...
I see what you're saying Conan, you're saying due to ill weather I should find an excellent barstool and batten down the hatches. I like your thinking. And I concur.
Right ho, ciao. Off to kick stuff.
Ahhh sheepy fuck off I didn't call her a slapper nor did I say women should turn recluse whilst pregnant but her carry on was ridiculous. I wouldn't mind but you agree she is no role model you are just looking for an argument. You won't be getting one of me at any rate.
Nonny
There are some mornings you wake up and just think, "Yaaaawn mnmnmnum. Let's see, today I feel like wearing a lot of silver spandex and chicken feathers. Aha! I have just the thing!"
That whole fluffy top arrangement makes her torso and head look like Mrs. Santa's vagina.
Other than that I can't say either way that I have an opinion about her. I'd left the UK before she was in her ascendancy.
Sheepie very neatly ducked the question - must be in sales or pr or the diplomatic corps! Have a great weekend all - weather here still lovely so we're slapping a few sardines and steaks on the barbi and making the most of the "Summer". Probably be over by Monday.
and FMC, that outfit might be just the thing when you accept next year's best blog award. It would cause quite a stir :-)
Was only slaggin ya Nonny, its not like i called ya an arse licker or anything...
Heh @ Sam
Shebah - quite close to the mark there!
Right, PUB-HO! Have a good'un folks.
Hey, have a conundrum...anyone know where to get some nice summer dresses that wont cost me a fortune for holliers? not looking for super short up yer bum illuminous ones though, cheap but classy??
Monsoon. They have some lovely dresses in at the moment.
* waves at Matthew, because he is new after all.* Harroo.
* waves at Matthew, because he is new after all.* Harroo.
whoops, that was me.
curses you all know my real name now!
Like batman unmasked, but not quite so impressive.
Katie Price is hideous in practically any way you can mention. I have not read all the comments (it's late) so I apologise if someone has stated the obvious already.
She is symptomatic of almost everything that is wrong with society and she likes Peter Andre, so anything else I could add would merely be superfluous.
I shall continue to call you Morgor unless you prefer Matthew.
Morgor s'il vous plait.
I'd rather keep a bit of anonymity.
You can be like alfred the butler FMC ;)
No problem, would you rather I took those comments out?
IF you could rename them to morgor that would be ideal ;)
or just remove them.
Much appreciated.
You are a blogger of great kindness.
oh, I was quite intrigued by the slapper/slut discussions going on so i put up a post myself.
I like debating this sort of stuff ;)
Dammit, It's just taking out the comments and leaving the name, so sorry old bean. You shall remain Morgor however with me.
if i just would have shut up at the outset I would have remained incognito.
ah well.
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