Happy Birthday
Happy birthday Carrot-Top, begingered love god and original obsession. 41 years ago some lucky nurse got to see you naked for the first time. 41, le sigh, that's almost the amount of kissies I would plant all over you. I hope you're having a super gingerday.
Love, FMC and all the chumlies.
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Labels: kissy kissy
posted by fatmammycat at 1:27 p.m.
14 Comments:
Bleeargh! On a Monday? Have mercy, FMC.
Keep me out of your ginger madness! I will not celebrate another year of that diabolical smile.
He does have a great physique, but he's, well, ya know... weird looking.
Weird in a he's making you unbearably hot way, right? right?
FMC, if you find him hot you definitely need meds. Totally gross!
Great physique? He's so lumpy! You could grate cheese on those veiny arms!
Gasp...have I stumbled upon the reason why you find him so irresistible, FMC?
What a dumbell. Ok, so now we're excused your ginger excess this Friday, right? RIGHT!?
mmmmlumpy and cheesymmmmm
The man knows how to wear a visor.
His eyebrows are even more yanked up than Nicole Kidman's.
You're beginning to worry me, Ms Cat.
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
*runs off to wash out eyeballs with soapy water*
You bee-bees all love it, don't even bother to deny it.
43
Really? That's just adds two more earthly years of delight.
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