Hoffy Friday Chumlies!
posted by fatmammycat at 4:10 p.m.
Friday, October 05, 2007
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- Name: fatmammycat
- Location: Ireland
I'm a bouncy, opinionated, messy haired marathon running (!) bibliophile. I wear high heels and have delightful ankles. I'm a devoted drinker. I want a French Bulldog puppy whom I shall call Batman and dress in capes on occasion. I would also like a pug, whom I shall name Mister Woo. He can remain capeless, but I will make sure he wears a diamante collar at all times. Both dogs will submit to repeated snorgling and high pitched squeals that only a dolphin would normally tolerate. I hate Reiki/psychics/mystics/frauds with all my liver. Also, I'm firmly against Jazz and poetry/poems/pomes/ peoms or any of that stuff. I believe in the healing power of ginger.
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13 Comments:
That hair is rainforest hair. What we're seeing is only the canopy but there is secondary and tertiary undergrowth. And maybe some lianna vines. And definitely a gecko.
Some say there's a lost tribe.
A lot tribe of Hoffentots? Sounds iffy to me, but then I have seen some of his music videos so I"m not ruling anything out.
See, according to his watch it's Cunt O'Clock.
The Hoffmeister is a studly muffin and a rock star in Germany! And how dare you say otherwise.
Oh Sweet Jesus, thank you for releasing FMC from her ginger hold and delivering unto us that which is the Mighty Hoff!!! (Okay, so I'm not really a big fan of his either, but ANYTHING is better than that Carrot thing)
Yes, let us revel in all things Hoffy for a while, the Ginger love muffin lookd a tad under the weather last week, I'm not sure if it was the crooked drawn on eyebrows or the nail varnish, but for once my yip didn't yap.
Terrifying.
I reckon you could launch a monkey into space using the bounce from his hair. Look how fluffy and full it is!
It's just about wine-o'clock here.
Enjoy your weekend!
'We're lost in music, caught in a trap mmmhuumm no turning back weeeeee're lost in music....'
'Dahhhings, it is dat kin a evinnnin' I cannae feel mah arse, but mah suppin' arm is limber!'
Cunt o'clock? Isn't that burger time in L.A.? Get on it, "In and Out" closes in ten minutes.
No ginger horror this week? Bravo you....
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