Labels: come to me., Suffer little dinosaurs
posted by fatmammycat at 4:05 p.m.
I'm a bouncy, opinionated, messy haired marathon running (!) bibliophile. I wear high heels and have delightful ankles. I'm a devoted drinker. I want a French Bulldog puppy whom I shall call Batman and dress in capes on occasion. I would also like a pug, whom I shall name Mister Woo. He can remain capeless, but I will make sure he wears a diamante collar at all times. Both dogs will submit to repeated snorgling and high pitched squeals that only a dolphin would normally tolerate. I hate Reiki/psychics/mystics/frauds with all my liver. Also, I'm firmly against Jazz and poetry/poems/pomes/ peoms or any of that stuff. I believe in the healing power of ginger.
19 Comments:
It's like a Pieta by Damian Rice.
Was it a virgin hatching?
I should co-co. Dinosaurs were all vegetable munchers until that filthy whore Eve did trick that simpleton Adam into nibbling of the forbidden fruit. Next thing you know you've got lions knocking off lambs and Velociraptors reconsidering their cainine teeth.
this explains the 24% of americans who can simultaneously believe in evolution AND creationism.
i don't think there's any explanation for the fact that more americans accept the theory of creationism than evolution, except for maybe pure fucking stupidity.
Well, as some dude said at the muesum, 'It just seems true-er.'
Anyway, yer just a woe-myn, direct line down from that once that caused all this trouble, so don't be starting now.
Yes, but is it art?
"Suffer little Dinosaurs". I'll be giggling at that one all day.
Dunno Missus, but stick a red light on it and my mother would probably hang it somewhere with a holy water holder underneath. 'member all those sacred heart pictures that were all the rage in our Gamma's homes? Or at least in my Gamma's home.
John, snarf. It was so appropriate.
Ah, the cuddly dinosaurs.
If there's a picture of it, it must have happened, right?
Well duh!
I hope Jesus uses a good washing powder. I hate to think the mess a young unhousetrained dinosaur could make to white robes.
Dude, he can totally turn water into wine, can you imagine what he can do with dinosaur poop?
a chuffle with your wine, mlady?
Darling, some of those folks take that kind of thing velly seriously. Have you read the comments? Where be the love of eeeeee?
How's the head now, m'darling? I envy your Monday night - I did laundry. Boo.
That Adam really was a dim bulb, wasn't he:
Eve: Go on, Adam, just a wee bite, all your friend is doing it."
Sheesh. Moron.
Better to do laundry than sit about holding the back of your head on, pondering death and why it never comes for you when you really need it.
Tonight I am indulging in many hours of Law and Order. Cheezy, with a 'z'.
"Yeah first it's 'ooh' and 'ahh' but then there's running and screaming...."
I guess Jesus hasn't seen "Jurassic Park 2."
Tsk, tsk... such cynicism. I totally get Jesus with the little TRex dude. It happened, get over it.
Btw Darwin's real name was Darwinsky. He was originally from a shtetl in Silesia and cooked up the whole pinko zionist project with Karl Marx.
It's a fact too, like the pic shows, that Jesus was a perfect caucasian chap, the only bloke with a straight nose in all of the middle east.
Suck it up, there's a reckoning coming.
Er, the voices made me write all that.
You filthy pinko liberal. I would totally have bought that yesterday, but today I"m saved due to the Pontiffs new driving policy.
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